.....sekadar hiburan.....

Q: Wat iz the thinnest book in the world?
A: "Wat Men Know About Women."

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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

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MISS : Can any body give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Pappu : Teacher, my Mother & Father got married on the same day & at the same time.

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law

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There is always "DRIVE SLOW" board near schools.
But not near girl's college. Why?

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Teacher : "Sam, U talk alot !"
Sam : "Its our family tradition".
Teacher : Wat do U mean?
Sam : Teacher, my grandpa waz a street hawker, my father iz a teacher.
Teacher : "What abt ur mother?"
Sam : "She'z a woman".